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Giraffe will make you laugh. No one sticks their neck out for you quite like a giraffe.
She's a friend and a half, protects you from riffraff. Giraffe, giraffe, giraffe

Giraffe can do the math. A little discoordinated, still she's on the graph.
Quaff a half carafe, relax and share a laugh, with giraffe, giraffe, giraffe.


from Pants!, released January 30, 2015
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Backing Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Accordion, Whistles, Fake Tuba, Fake Trombone
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Fake Bongos, Fake Bells


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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