Learn to be Cool

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If you can learn to be cool, you can always get what you want.
It always makes you happy when it's time to jump.
It's almost time to jump.
Jump up and down. Let your hair bounce all around and down. Let go of everything.
You don't have to know it all.


from Pants!, released January 30, 2015
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Organ, Fake Trombone,
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Electric Guitar, Shaker, Tambourine, Clave, Cowbell
Matt Clark: Bass


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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