Dishwasher Safe

from by The Alphabeticians

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There's only one way to find out for sure. . .

Look for the hit follow up, Microwave Safe.


They told me it was dishwasher safe, but is it?
Said that it was dishwasher safe,
how can it be?
Is anybody dishwasher safe
Really truly, in this world
Dishwasher safe
Really truly, in this world
Dishwasher safe
Dishwasher safe


from Rock, released December 24, 2010
Mr. E: Vocals, guitar, keyboards
Mr. Hoo: Vocals, guitar, keyboards, loops


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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