Floor is Lava

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Throw the cushions down on the floor
Use a blanket boat to the door
It's the algebra that's keeping you whole
Keep your balance don't ever fall

'Cause the floor is lava
And the stairs are lava
Keep your feet from the lava
We defeat the lava

Can't we all fit here on the couch
What if we want to go somewhere else
But it's lunch time will you let us out.


from Pants!, released January 30, 2015
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Backing Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Electric Guitar, Piano, Shaker, Clave
Matt Clark: Bass


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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