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Asks the question we've all asked ourselves at one time or another.


Gonna sit till I crawl
Crawl till I stand
Stand till I walk
Walk till I run
Run till I dance
Gonna dance till I fly

Why am I not flying?


from Junior, released April 29, 2012
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitar, Toy Piano
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Electric Guitars, Cowbell, Tambourine
Matt Clark: Bass


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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