I Farted

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In accordance with our promise to give you one (no more, no less) bodily function song per album, we give you this song. Come on, everyone does it, even if they say they don't.


In my brown windbreaker I slice right through the cheddar
Do you follow me? Or better we should just walk side by side
Gulps of air you swallow when you eat or when you chew
Work their way around down there and come back out of you

I farted! I farted!
Knocked the wind right out of me
I smelt it and I dealt it, took my knife and cut the cheese
I farted! I farted!
The beginning of my end, and now I’ll say I’m sorry and I hope we can still be friends.


from Junior, released April 29, 2012
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Backing Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Electric Guitars, Cowbell, Tambourine, Egg


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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