I'm Gonna Eat

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Mr. Hoo likes to eat things, sometimes they are good, sometimes they are not. We hope you can figure out which is which! (Hint: Don't eat shoes!)


I’m gonna eat a peach
Even though it might be out of reach
I’m gonna eat a peach

I’m gonna eat a pear
I’ll eat it all, but if you want some I’ll share
I’m gonna eat a pear.

I'm gonna eat a grape
Even if I have to take it from an ape
I'm gonna eat a grape.

I’m gonna eat a carrot
No no no, I didn’t say parrot!
I’m gonna eat a carrot

I’m gonna eat a shoe
I know that’s a silly thing to do
but I’m gonna eat a shoe

I’m gonna eat a bug
I just saw it crawling on the rug
so I’m gonna eat a bug

I’m gonna eat the moon
Look up there one day real soon.
'Cause I’m gonna eat the moon.

I’m gonna eat the sun
I think it sounds like a whole lot of fun
I’m gonna eat the sun.

I’m not feeling very good
That’s because I ate everything I could
now I’m not feeling very good


from Junior, released April 29, 2012
Mr. E: Backing Vocals, Toy Piano
Mr. Hoo: Lead & Backing Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitar, Bass, Tambourine, Egg, Woodblock, Triangle
Professor Banjo: Washboard, Banjo


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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