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Not only are monsters not scary, they aren't even real.


Monsters follow you around everywhere
They’ve got mean green eyes, they have garbage hair
Monsters reach for you with creepy paws
They’ve got stinky breath, they’ve got viscous jaws

They will come for you
The monsters will get you

Monsters live under your bed at night
With their evil plans and their creepy eyes
In your closet, that’s the place they live
They eat everything
They do not forgive

They will come for you
The monsters will get you
Here come the monsters!


from Rock, released December 24, 2010
Mr. E: Vocals, Guitars
Mr. Hoo: Vocals, Guitars, Keyboards, Loops


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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