Send Him Back

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Sometimes not everyone in the family is excited about the new baby.


Everyone’s excited about the new little addition
But he seems like a subtraction to me
A magician with distraction I can see in his reaction
He’s trying to evaporate me
Trying to prestidigitate me
I’ll strike back, I’m gonna throw him off his track
I’m gonna send the little bugger back
It was fun while it lasted, I know I’ll be lambasted
But it’s time to send the little bugger back
Send him back I don’t need him
Did you know you have to feed him?
It’s time to send the little bugger back
All my stuff he’ll never borrow
Mom and dad will feel the sorrow
Maybe I’ll send the little bugger back tomorrow


from Junior, released April 29, 2012
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Backing Vocals, Piano
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Electric Guitar, Claps, Cowbell, Tambourine, Shaker, Egg


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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