Theme from Pants!

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No album would be complete without an updated theme song!


Everybody makes mistakes
We know this better than most
No one likes to dance in their wrong sized pants
How embarrassing! It's the worst!
Maybe if we air them out
Have a little laugh at ourselves
We don't have to worry
We're among friends
What you eating under there?
Under where!?
Let's dance!

Tell your mom to text your friends and meet you where the fun begins
With The Alphabeticians
Tell your friends to all get wise
We're having fun with the ABC Guys
The Alphabeticians with our rock star band, we'll make you dance!


from Pants!, released January 30, 2015
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Bass, Piano, Organ, Fake Trombone, Fake Trumpet, Fake Flute
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Electric Guitar, Ukulele, Shaker, Tambourine, Clave, Cowbell


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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