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Asks and answers the musical question: What's better than bread?


What’s better than bread? It’s toast!

When ice gets hot it melts a lot
When ducks get hot they roast
When milk gets hot it goes to pot
Your vegetables will wilt and rot
When I get hot I sweat a lot
But when bread gets hot it’s toast

It gets a special oven on the counter to itself
It summons all your favorite condiments off of the shelf
I like mine with peanut butter
Always tasty with nutella
France or Texas, either place can boast

When I get hot I sweat a lot
But when bread gets hot it’s toast


from Junior, released April 29, 2012
Mr. E: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitar, Tambourine
Mr. Hoo: Backing Vocals, Electric Guitar, Cowbell, Tambourine
Matt Clark: Bass


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The Alphabeticians Portland, Oregon

Self made millionaires seeking out vigilante justice from a cave? No. Huge, scary, reptilian beasts from an ancient time? No. Space travelers from the other side of the universe trapped here because their ship ran out of fuel? Maybe, but no. Then who, or more precisely, what are The Alphabeticians? They are 2 guys (Mr. Hoo & Mr. E) who love playing quirky, funny, upbeat songs for kids & families. ... more

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